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If This Is Lit, I Just Pooped Scented Soy Candle — Funny Gag Gift, 9oz

If This Is Lit, I Just Pooped Scented Soy Candle — Funny Gag Gift, 9oz

Regular price $22.15 USD
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Soft, clean soy wax pooled inside a reusable glass jar that reads like a cheeky secret. Choose from 12 refined scents — from crisp Apple Harvest to smoky Christmas Warmth, oceanic Atlantis Whisper, and calming White Sage + Lavender — each blended with natural essential oils and poured into a 9oz vessel that burns slowly for 50–60 hours. The cotton wick and non-toxic, vegan formula give a steady, even flame while the glossy permanent label keeps the look polished. When the candle is done, wash the jar and repurpose it as décor, storage, or a tiny vase. This candle brings a relaxed, lived-in feeling to everyday moments — whether you want to brighten a bathroom, soften an evening, or add fragrance to a small gathering without overpowering the room.

Product features
- Eco-friendly, vegan soy wax with cotton wick — no parabens, phthalates, plastics, or synthetic dyes
- Reusable glass vessel that can be cleaned and repurposed after burning
- Choice of 12 scents, each blended with natural essential oils (examples: Apple Harvest, Atlantis Whisper, Christmas Warmth)
- Long burn time: approximately 50–60 hours from a 9oz (2.8" × 3.5") jar
- Made in the USA (assembled) to ASTM safety standards; glossy permanent adhesive label

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
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